jhenne-bean:

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"


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celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

  • breaks into your room: ITS ALMOST OCTOBER
  • rips open blinds: SMELL THE PUMPKINS
  • pulls you out of bed: LOOK AT THE LEAVES
  • leans in really close:
  • feel the spoopy
  • apiologies:

    me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

    spookutomeme:

    grim-doll:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    OCTOBER IS TODAY IN SOME PLACES ALREADY

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    bombing:

    attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

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